polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via tightvaginas)

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

(Source: comupters, via fake-mermaid)

diannaagr0n:

someone left this picture on the tester camera at target

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i’m

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via ruinedchildhood)

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via fake-mermaid)

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

(Source: jimcarreying, via jimcarreying)